Island Joking Aficionado Gifts

'Help.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"This better work out."

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Cartoon for sale

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"They liked my screenplay!"

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Your Hawaii piece better be astounding."

Footprints on Island.