Island Joking Aficionado Gifts

'Help.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Nor'easter Island.

A man with a rake on a desert island

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"This better work out."

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Cartoon for sale

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

Someday we'll look back at this and laugh.

Where we get coconut milk.

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"They liked my screenplay!"

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Footprints on Island.