Island Humor Aficionado Gifts

Two Englishmen Who Were Never Formally Introduced.

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

"....something beginning with R."

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'Help.'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

World's sma.... llest beach

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

Portuguese Mom of War

'How very Putney!'

Warning - may contain nuts.

Sardine funeral

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

Desert Island Cycle Path

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

Swine flu.

Whale hunt.

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

'Sally, there's someone else.'

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

"Look darling! There's a man eating shark!"

'They have TWO trees!'