Island Humor Aficionados Gifts

The Island

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'Help.'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

World's sma.... llest beach

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

Warning - may contain nuts.

"Weren't the Europeans bad enough?"

Desert Island Cycle Path

"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

Swine flu.

'Sally, there's someone else.'

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

"Oh, don't mind him, he's from Salford."

'They have TWO trees!'

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

Yorkshireman at desk. Trays read: IN, NOWT.

Two Englishmen Who Were Never Formally Introduced.

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

"A book! A book! Finally, something to take my mind off this terrible predicment!"

'I need to see your latest energy bill. You may be eligible for a discount.'

Guy on island: 'Stop drawing cartoons about me!'