Island Humor Aficionados Mugs

The Island

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

'Help.'

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

World's sma.... llest beach

Warning - may contain nuts.

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

"Weren't the Europeans bad enough?"

Desert Island Cycle Path

"This isn't my order either!"

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

'They have TWO trees!'

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

Swine flu.

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

'Sally, there's someone else.'

"Oh, don't mind him, he's from Salford."

Yorkshireman at desk. Trays read: IN, NOWT.

Two Englishmen Who Were Never Formally Introduced.

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

"A book! A book! Finally, something to take my mind off this terrible predicment!"

"We have received a request for rescue which we believe is a phishing attempt. If this was a legitimate request, please resend with proof of identification."