Lonely Island Humor Fans Mugs

Desert Island Cycle Path

The Lemmings of Montauk

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

Yeti/Not Yeti

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

'Help.'

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

World's sma.... llest beach

'How very Putney!'

Warning - may contain nuts.

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

"This isn't my order either!"

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

"We'll be found soon I didn't pay the television licence"

I'm Self-Isolating

Swine flu.

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

"No single, childless adult with very little family and only one friend can possibly get that many Christmas gifts."

"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"

"Who's a pretty buoy, then?"

"Sorry. Not my table."

Castaways Not Welcome

'Sally, there's someone else.'

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

"Oh, don't mind him, he's from Salford."

'They have TWO trees!'

Two Englishmen Who Were Never Formally Introduced.

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.