Island Culture Enthusiasts Gifts

"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"This better work out."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"They liked my screenplay!"

"He's my relative from Hawaii."

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'