Island Culture Gifts

Guy on island: 'Stop drawing cartoons about me!'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Cimafunk

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Desert Island BBQ

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Emergency Phone.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'I blame global warming!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Desert Island Mishap

"Yes, I'm alone."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Desert Island Fantasies

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

This man is an island.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"