Island Culture Gifts

Guy on island: 'Stop drawing cartoons about me!'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Desert Island BBQ

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I blame global warming!'

Emergency Phone.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

Desert Island Mishap

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

This man is an island.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Desert Island Fantasies

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Desert Island Dating.