Island Lifestyle Gifts

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Dog Walking Services

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Desert Island BBQ

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Emergency Phone.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'I blame global warming!'

City Marathon.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

The Streets - Night

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Desert Island Mishap

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

This man is an island.

Desert Island Fantasies

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Run, Mike, Run!