Island Fun Gifts

Spear Fishing

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Desert Island Fantasies

This man is an island.

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

Desert Island Dating.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"At last - no Trump."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Drawing on an island.