Island Getaway Enthusiasts Gifts

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Nor'easter Island.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Security!

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Little Taxes.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

Pension Forecasts

"This better work out."

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"They liked my screenplay!"

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,