Island Getaways Gifts

Castaway with nothing to do.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'This is your lucky, lucky day - your very own island getaway can be yours today...'

Island

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Heading off with a packed bag

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Eating ice cream.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Security!

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'Let's talk climate change.'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Lei-ing Hens

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Little Taxes.

"Beware of dog"

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

Ball Pit Island

Bed & Breakfast

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'