Island Trips Gifts

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Local Knowledge

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Saved...life is good!

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Easter Candy Island.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Security!

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Little Taxes.

Desert Island with CCTV.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Man with Tree-like head on Desert Island

'The Big Kahuna!'

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

Ball Pit Island

Pension Forecasts

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"Why? Did you want one?"

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"You mind if I smoke?"

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."