Island Trips Mugs

Local Knowledge

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Saved...life is good!

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Security!

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Little Taxes.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Desert Island with CCTV.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Ball Pit Island

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Man with Tree-like head on Desert Island

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

'The Big Kahuna!'

Pension Forecasts

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

"You mind if I smoke?"

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

'Well, the travel agency gave us what we asked for, a peaceful place free of dissent and warring factions'

"Why? Did you want one?"