Island Getaway Enthusiasts Mugs

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

A politician's dream come true...

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A man with a rake on a desert island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Security!

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Little Taxes.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"This better work out."

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

Pension Forecasts

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"They liked my screenplay!"

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."