Island Escapade Enthusiast Mugs

'Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?'

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Phew, that was close."

Island of Lost Guys.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Easter Candy Island.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Cometh the Cow!

The Desert Island Package

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

A politician's dream come true...

Vacation Mobile

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Nor'easter Island.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'Is your verdict unanimous?'