Island Escapade Lover Mugs

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

'Hurry up! Go tell Noah we found a hatch.'

'They have TWO trees!'

"No, it's Halloween again and this year it's my turn to wear the costume and make you guess!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Desert Island Fantasies

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Security!

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Pension Forecasts

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

"Why? Did you want one?"

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

'Congratulations - you advance to the next round.'

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'