Island Escapade Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?'

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Phew, that was close."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Cometh the Cow!

Island of Lost Guys.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

The Desert Island Package

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Security!

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."