Island Escapade Gifts

"Why? Did you want one?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Now you can send it."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Saved...life is good!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Security!

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Little Taxes.

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"