Island Escapade Thinker Gifts

Ok, I think they'll get the idea. #sos #help #thirsty #hot #hungry #scr

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Now you can send it."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Desert Island Mishap

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Security!

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'He needs professional HELP!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."