Island Escapism Gifts

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

Holiday time.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Now you can send it."

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Desert Island Mishap

Saved...life is good!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Security!

'He needs professional HELP!'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle