Island Escape Enthusiast Gifts

"Sorry, not tonight. I'm busy social distancing."

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Pension Forecasts

'I was promised eight records, a book and a luxury and all there is a stupid satellite phone.'

Marooned in the city.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Now you can send it."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Security!

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Shipwrecked.

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"