Island Escape Enthusiast Gifts

"Sorry, not tonight. I'm busy social distancing."

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Pension Forecasts

'I was promised eight records, a book and a luxury and all there is a stupid satellite phone.'

Marooned in the city.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Now you can send it."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Saved...life is good!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'He needs professional HELP!'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Security!

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Man on Island.