Island Escapes Gifts

'I wonder what it cost to ship in all this water.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Now you can send it."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Desert Island Mishap

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Security!

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Man on Island.

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"