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"Why? Did you want one?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Now you can send it."

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Security!

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Man on Island.

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."