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"uh... those were here when I got here."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Security!

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Little Taxes.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

Ball Pit Island

Pension Forecasts

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'Yes, a two centre holiday sounds good to me. I'll go to Paris, where do you fancy?'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"You mind if I smoke?"

'They have TWO trees!'

"Why? Did you want one?"

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"