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"uh... those were here when I got here."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Security!

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Little Taxes.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

Pension Forecasts

Ball Pit Island

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

'They have TWO trees!'

'Yes, a two centre holiday sounds good to me. I'll go to Paris, where do you fancy?'

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"You mind if I smoke?"

"Why? Did you want one?"

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"

'That's 59p for the flight will you be needing the £345 'access to the toilet' option?'