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"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Duck Hunt

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Dreams of Spring...

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Wilderness - City.

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

'Yes, a two centre holiday sounds good to me. I'll go to Paris, where do you fancy?'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Deflating Island

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

Up North Training

'What choice do we have?'

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

Yeti in the outhouse

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

"Hold on, Billingsly! I distinctly remember it was your job to pack the mosquito repellent!"

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

"Time for a vacation!"

Fountain of Youth

"uh... those were here when I got here."

I'm having an affair so I've got to look good in bed.

Before felling the last tree in a tropical rain forest, Bob finds himself doing a bit of soul-searching.

"We want to go someplace were we won't be hunted down and shot like dogs."

"Get me the hell out of the wilderness!"