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"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

Duck Hunt

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Skateboard

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Baby in Bike Basket

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'Here's where things got ugly.'

The human cannonball on vacation with his family.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

A Visit To The Zoo

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'First time skiing?'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

'But they get attached to me!'

'Watch your hands.'

Mum giving me a lift home...

'Why are you here now?!'