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"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"You must be this tall to enjoy this brunch."

'Watch your hands.'

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

At the market

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I told him we needed more string."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Circus Act

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"