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"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Fathers Day

Mo-om! No way are we going on a whole week's trip with nana! She'll take you wherever you want to go. Just name it! Ok. Let's go on the grand tour! Perfect! Grand Rapids, Grand Forks and Grand Junction. Not even the Grand Ole Opry?

'Why are you here now?!'

'Wife's mother going with you on this trip, Ed?'

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

My First Camera

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Are we there yet?'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Summertime

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Happy holidays for kids.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'