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"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

The Wilsons visit the wrong petting zoo.

A Visit To The Zoo

'Why can't we get the big one?'

'Good vacations come with bathrooms.'

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

"Mum, it's the wrong address! This is on Rex: the flea circus is on Fido!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I mean...'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Are we there yet?'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'