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Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

At the market

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Circus Act

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Log Ride