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"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'What choice do we have?'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Duck Hunt

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I mean...'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Are we there yet?'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Planned service changes

Skateboard

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Baby in Bike Basket

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Too Short Vacation Ahead

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'