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Beach Scene

'This spot looks perfect for a picnic'

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

That day the Wilsons visited the wrong petting zoo.

Mom and Pop tell you how to run your life!

"What should we do today?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Babies

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

A Visit To The Zoo

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Child dressed as a daffodil.

'Watch your hands.'

'Why are you here now?!'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Throw it before it's too late."