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"Hold on, Billingsly! I distinctly remember it was your job to pack the mosquito repellent!"

'This is a business trip, Helen, you wouldn't have any fun if you came along.'

Tourists

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

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"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"It looks brighter over there!"

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Superman Going On Vacation.