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'You drive and I'll criticise.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I mean...'

"Ah...here they are!"

'Are we there yet?'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'Are we there yet?'

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'None of the other things had instructions.'