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"Well, the children are grown up, married, divorced, and remarried. I guess our job is done."

Kids and Step-Families

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

The motherhood

'It's a Mothers, G.P.S., it guides you through all the problems of the day.'

'Kid with suitcase with stickers on it that say 'mums' and 'dads'.

'Just because you graduate from high school next year doesn't make us lame duck parents.'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."

'We never saw purple mountain majesties or amber waves of grain with kids in the back.'

The Impact of Modern Technologies on the Family

'I feel safe with you in the car, grandma. Dad says you're the back seat airbag.'

"I'm using the lockdown to reconnect it with my children, apparently I've got five of them."

"Don't worry. I'm the mother of six. First little problem, and they'll find me."

"Mom, about your hyphenated last name. . . which one should I use for my secret password question?"

'Be careful. Mom's temper has jumped from category one to three and it's heading toward categories four and five.'

'I have two children. Ages, 'Are we there yet' and 'Mom, there's nothing to eat.''

"Isn't this your mother's turn off?"

"I need family leave because my family is leaving me!"

'Get real, Larry!'

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."

'That's your mother. I can tell by the tone of the ring.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"Is there anything I can do for extra credit?"

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

I need to pee

"Here comes my wife. We’d better change the subject to my kids."

"Mom, could you leave the door open, keep the hallway light on and lose the boyfriend?"

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'