Family Trip Navigator Gifts

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Summer Energy

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'Are we there yet?'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."