Family Trip Advisor Gifts

A man is reading a holiday brochure, his kids are saying 'Are we there yet?' and 'I need a wee'.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Are we there yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"Ah...here they are!"

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Summer Energy

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'Are we there yet?'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'