Family Trip Enthusiasts Gifts

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Summer Energy

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"Are we there yet?"