Travel-loving Families Gifts

"It's our new vehicle. Our kids sit in the trailer."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Are we there yet?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Car Journey.

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

"He keeps touching me!"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

Viva Las Vegas.

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

"No, we're putting the children through as luggage"

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

'You know how vacations are. You don't even get to the end of the block before your dad starts asking if it's over yet.'

"We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately, they insisted on coming with us!"

"Are we there, Yeti?"

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".