Travel-loving Parents Gifts

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Mother CareBaby Gap

'I mean...'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Ah...here they are!"

'Are we there yet?'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

Car Journey.

"He keeps touching me!"

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Are we there yet?!'

'Come along, child. Your father is not feeling outdoorsy today.'

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

Viva Las Vegas.