Travel-loving Parent Gifts

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Are we there yet?'

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Car Journey.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"He keeps touching me!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

Viva Las Vegas.

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"Are we there, Yeti?"

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".

"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

Flight Information

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'