Parents Who Travel Gifts

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Are we there yet?'

'Are we there yet?'

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Car Journey.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"He keeps touching me!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

Viva Las Vegas.

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Portable Homes

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

'I don't want to hear another 'Are we there yet?'. And that goes for you kids too!'

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

"This is the captain speaking. I urge the hysterical brat in seat 18C to screech in a lower key. Thanks."