Parents Who Travel Pillows

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Are we there yet?'

'Are we there yet?'

"Ah...here they are!"

That's my daughter, Alayna

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Mother CareBaby Gap

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Car Journey.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"He keeps touching me!"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

Viva Las Vegas.

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

When travel soccer leagues get out of control.

Portable Homes

"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

'I don't want to hear another 'Are we there yet?'. And that goes for you kids too!'

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

Pre-Flight Check