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Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'We need a dog!'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Baby Footballer

"Do you really use all of the stuff on this school supply list?"

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

'I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"Here comes the airplane--once it gets clearance from the tower, which should be in another 45 minutes. Thank you for your patience."

Modern Baby Mobiles

"Amazing how having a six month old baby can motivate you to stay at the office for 16 hours a day!"

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"You mind if I sit here and yammer on while my kid does whatever he wants?"

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

"Do I read better than Mommy?"

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.