Jet-setting Sibling Pillows

"Back! Back! Rows twenty and higher only!"

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Would you like some wings?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Better luck next time, kid."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

The Charge of the Kids

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Fade to black...

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Olympics create interest in curling.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Desert Mirage

Newborns on cell phones