Jet-setting Sibling Gifts

"Back! Back! Rows twenty and higher only!"

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Would you like some wings?"

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Better luck next time, kid."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

The Charge of the Kids

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Fade to black...

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Olympics create interest in curling.

Newborns on cell phones

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Desert Mirage