Sporty Sibling Gifts

Olympics create interest in curling.

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

Polygamists' Picnic

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Bathroom Fairy

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'He took a fetching class.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

I'm calling for back-up

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

"Beware of watchdog."

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.