Outdoorsy Sibling Gifts

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Bitchbark Canoe

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

Baby in Bike Basket

'Click it or ticket.'

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Olympics create interest in curling.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'He took a fetching class.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Desert Mirage

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

Best Pals

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'