Outdoorsy Sibling Gifts

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Bitchbark Canoe

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'Click it or ticket.'

Baby in Bike Basket

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

Olympics create interest in curling.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'He took a fetching class.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Desert Mirage

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Best Pals

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

Yay! We're going CAMPING!!

I'm calling for back-up

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'