Sibling In Fitness Gifts

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Polygamists' Picnic

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Olympics create interest in curling.

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Reflected Glory

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. V - Sporting for ladies

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Mom always liked you best."

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

'Do you have a Birthday card that smells - It's for my horrible little brother.'

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'