Sibling Sparring Enthusiast Gifts

Polygamists' Picnic

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"Act your birth order!"

Olympics create interest in curling.

'He took a fetching class.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'MOM! -- Samantha called me names in her diary!'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Beware of watchdog."

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Mom always liked you best."