Sibling Sparring Enthusiast Gifts

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Polygamists' Picnic

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"Act your birth order!"

Olympics create interest in curling.

'He took a fetching class.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

I'm calling for back-up

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"Beware of watchdog."

'MOM! -- Samantha called me names in her diary!'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Mom always liked you best."

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.